Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head." Eddie DeChooch

Janet Evanovich
Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting....
Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting....
Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting....
Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting....
About This Quote

The above quote is a common saying, but it's actually taken from the movie The Dark Knight. In the movie, DeChooch is being taunted by Scarecrow for being too slow to shoot him in the head. He retorts with this line, which is actually a play on words since bulletproof vests are made of Kevlar, which is an extremely strong material that can stop bullets. However, the true meaning of this quote comes from how DeChooch uses "bulletproof vest" as an insult directed at Scarecrow. The joke here is that DeChooch's sense of humor is better than his marksmanship.

Source: Seven Up

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